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nelsonne:

ur favorite antm competitors say a lot about u

Top Five Cycle 13 Moments2. Super Smize
Good morning, class. Let’s open our history books to page 130: Smizing. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, cycle 13 is the cycle that started the smize. Tyra has been saying “smile with your eyes” for cycles upon cycles, but it isn’t the 13th that she comes up with a more creative term for it: the smize. To show us she’s really serious about using this word, Tyra dressing up as “Super Smize,” a model super hero who teaches the girls how to - not smile with their eyes, that is a phrase of the past - SMIZE.
This also marks the beginning of Top Model’s colorful vocabulary. Following smize, we get H2T, tooch, booch, pot ledom, and, most recently, boom boom boom/boom boom wow. Whatever the fuck that means.

Top Five Cycle 13 Moments
2. Super Smize

Good morning, class. Let’s open our history books to page 130: Smizing. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, cycle 13 is the cycle that started the smize. Tyra has been saying “smile with your eyes” for cycles upon cycles, but it isn’t the 13th that she comes up with a more creative term for it: the smize. To show us she’s really serious about using this word, Tyra dressing up as “Super Smize,” a model super hero who teaches the girls how to - not smile with their eyes, that is a phrase of the past - SMIZE.

This also marks the beginning of Top Model’s colorful vocabulary. Following smize, we get H2T, tooch, booch, pot ledom, and, most recently, boom boom boom/boom boom wow. Whatever the fuck that means.

I cannot believe Romeo got into a fight and didn’t cast a single spell.

Top Five Cycle 13 Moments4. Grandma Wanda Sue
I believe you can actually find Wanda Sue’s work on Facebook.

Thank you, khaleesiriz for making these gifs!!

Top Five Cycle 13 Moments
4. Grandma Wanda Sue

I believe you can actually find Wanda Sue’s work on Facebook.

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Thank you, khaleesiriz for making these gifs!!

Anonymous :  I laugh at this blog everyday, I wish you could do this forever. Too bad the show's probalby going to get cancelled...

antmfunny:

SOS - SAVE OUR SHOW!

Y’all, this is for real. I’ve looked at the ratings and they are bad. Like really really bad - the worst it’s ever been. I think there is a very strong chance this will wind up being our last cycle.

That’s a shame because this show is amazing. Yeah, I make fun of it relentlessly, but I love engaging with the show. There’s no reality TV show that makes me chuckle quite like this one. The editors are straight up hitting it out of the park the way they’re putting this show together lately. [If you work in post on ANTM, please say hello - I love you.]

If we want the madness to continue, we need to do our part. Tell your friends how hilarious this show is. I brought it up with some friends this weekend and their responses were, “Is that show even still on?” “That show can’t be any good” and “I don’t give a shit about modeling.” To which I responded “It is still on, it is not necessarily ‘good’ but it is super entertaining, and this show is far from a serious modeling competition.”

You’re not going to hook many new people with the modeling competition angle. Instead, tell ‘em why we actually love this show. Tell ‘em about Tyra covering the house with pictures of herself. Tell ‘em about silly string runways. Tell ‘em about DNA spit tests. Tell ‘em about Tyra obsessing over some guy’s “manaconda.” Tell ‘em about a witch casting spells on his competitors. Tell ‘em about the beard weave. I did this and people were like “Okay, fuck, I have to watch this show.” 

I often get kind messages from people who says they started watching the show (or restarted watching the show) just because of my blog. So thanks to you readers/fans of the show who reblog these posts and help spread the word to outside audiences. I’ve added some Facebook share/tweet links to the bottom of each post (I think? Coding is confusing) to make it easier to share these posts with new people, too. The more people who realize how hilarious ANTM is these days, the more that will watch and keep it on the air, I figure.

I’m sure it also helps when you watch the show on Hulu and CWTV.com since they can count how many people are tuning in (and watching the ads) via that as well. I’m not ready for this to end!

Top Five Cycle 13 Moments5. Bianca’s Iced Out Eyebrows
Obviously we need a makeover meltdown. We got rid of the best part of the show (Amber DePace), so we have to cash in on stuff like this. Bianca - who, oddly enough, feels like a somewhat of rehash of Bianca (9), both looks and personality-wise??? - is deeply upset by her eyebrows getting bleached and is nearly eliminated for all the complaining she does. Who knew she’d have it so good in comparison to SOME contestants that that happens to…

Further working to get under Bianca’s skin, they stick her in a platinum blonde wig at the next photoshoot and claim it is in order to “match the horse’s mane.”

Uh-huh.

Top Five Cycle 13 Moments
5. Bianca’s Iced Out Eyebrows

Obviously we need a makeover meltdown. We got rid of the best part of the show (Amber DePace), so we have to cash in on stuff like this. Bianca - who, oddly enough, feels like a somewhat of rehash of Bianca (9), both looks and personality-wise??? - is deeply upset by her eyebrows getting bleached and is nearly eliminated for all the complaining she does. Who knew she’d have it so good in comparison to SOME contestants that that happens to…

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Further working to get under Bianca’s skin, they stick her in a platinum blonde wig at the next photoshoot and claim it is in order to “match the horse’s mane.”

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Uh-huh.

OK, if Nick Cannon is returning to Top Model, I BETTER get a sequel to my favorite song, “My name is Jade, the ace of spades. Furonda, my dear, I know your skin is bumpy, but my skin is flawless and you look really lumpy.”

Tyra, you’re just being mean now.

khaleesiriz:

optimism at its finest!