I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS
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damn girl looks so much better.
(read: so less like a scary clown)

damn girl looks so much better.

(read: so less like a scary clown)

Top Ten Cycle 17 Moments
7. The Fight

I don’t understand the concept for this photoshoot. I have a feeling no one else does either. What is happening? Why is it happening? We just don’t know.

I love Laura comically screaming in rage and floating in midair. I love Alexandria’s high pitched whining and looking like she has no teeth. I love Dominique making fun of Alex to the camera. I love Coco being overwhelmed by Bre throwing herself so passionately into the photoshoot. And recreating it at panel; “Alex, I’ll save you! Help! Police!” I love Bre bragging about how well her shoot went back at the house and the other girls are all like “………Uh-huh.” I love Angelea screaming dramatically and losing horribly in her “fight scene.” I love Tyra trying to convince me that Bianca looking like an ugly-pretty praying mantis is a good thing. I love Shannon so wildly out of her element (though, to be fair, is this anyone’s element?) (question revoked: Angelea is there). I love Dominique looking like she is going to kill the photographer who has immortalized this stupid scenario in photos. I love Allison looking like she’s trying to suck out Kayla’s soul like a blonde dementor. And, to top it off, our forgettable friend Kayla’s face capturing everyone’s general feelings on the shoot: what the flying Laura fuck is happening?

fckyeahantm:

ponyfuneral:

SMIZE TILL I DIE

THANK YOU

BEAUTIFUL

it’s taking me forever to get my fav cycle 17 moments posted.

but.

send me asks about top model in the mean time!!! ask me things, tell me your opinions, favorites, least favorites, whatever! any season!

Anonymous :  Was not Robin from cycle 1 the first plus size model on ANTM? Everyone keeps saying it's Toccara from cycle 3 but I don't agree with that.

fckyeahantm:

i agree with you, although often forgotten, it was robin! 

And she made it to the top 4 too!

(Source: potledom)

fckyeahantm:

This is adorable

fckyeahantm:

This is adorable

sheiphanantm:

Will and Shei antm cycle 21

sheiphanantm:

Will and Shei antm cycle 21

this picture is everything

this picture is everything

Top Ten Cycle 17 Moments8. Shannon Cries About Underwear (and Everything Else)
Admittedly, I feel kind of bad for Shannon, since her wardrobe (lingerie) for the first All Star shoot is clearly chosen to ruffle her feathers. And just look at her - does she really need MORE ruffles? The show works really hard to display Shannon as hypocritical, which sucks for Shannon, because she’s trying to explain that, for her, a bikini is OK because it’s not a sexual item of clothing - it’s a bathing suit, but lingerie IS sexual and she doesn’t want to wear something that sexualizes her body. Unfortunately, Shannon fails to articulate this properly and the producers take the opportunity to stamp her as a hypocritical prude. Shannon is conservative, yes, but idk I’ve always felt that was a little unfair. Shannon’s second label, however, is entirely appropriate: the Christian crybaby. Shannon is still portrayed as “the good girl,” but, unlike in cycle 1, Shannon now cries constantly. A crier is always a fun character to toss into the house (Catie [2], Brooke [6]), but they also risk becoming really annoying REALLY fast (Anchal [7]). On photoshoots, her tears may be triggered by understandable frustration, but it’s still funny knowing that it’s always over underwear. Shannon cries over other things too; at the house, Bianca simply asks Shannon how much time everyone is allotted to use the phone and the latter dissolves into tears at the mere thought that Bianca may be trying to confront her. Shannon states that she doesn’t need her time on the phone and Bianca can have it, she just doesn’t want confrontation, she’s a sensitive spirit. And Bianca’s like, “So now the crying Christian is going off and I’m like ‘I didn’t do it!’”

We know, Bianca.

Top Ten Cycle 17 Moments
8. Shannon Cries About Underwear (and Everything Else)

Admittedly, I feel kind of bad for Shannon, since her wardrobe (lingerie) for the first All Star shoot is clearly chosen to ruffle her feathers. And just look at her - does she really need MORE ruffles? The show works really hard to display Shannon as hypocritical, which sucks for Shannon, because she’s trying to explain that, for her, a bikini is OK because it’s not a sexual item of clothing - it’s a bathing suit, but lingerie IS sexual and she doesn’t want to wear something that sexualizes her body. Unfortunately, Shannon fails to articulate this properly and the producers take the opportunity to stamp her as a hypocritical prude. Shannon is conservative, yes, but idk I’ve always felt that was a little unfair. Shannon’s second label, however, is entirely appropriate: the Christian crybaby. Shannon is still portrayed as “the good girl,” but, unlike in cycle 1, Shannon now cries constantly. A crier is always a fun character to toss into the house (Catie [2], Brooke [6]), but they also risk becoming really annoying REALLY fast (Anchal [7]). On photoshoots, her tears may be triggered by understandable frustration, but it’s still funny knowing that it’s always over underwear. Shannon cries over other things too; at the house, Bianca simply asks Shannon how much time everyone is allotted to use the phone and the latter dissolves into tears at the mere thought that Bianca may be trying to confront her. Shannon states that she doesn’t need her time on the phone and Bianca can have it, she just doesn’t want confrontation, she’s a sensitive spirit. And Bianca’s like, “So now the crying Christian is going off and I’m like ‘I didn’t do it!’”

We know, Bianca.